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About Mascot
If Chicken Fat were human, it’d be wearing sunglasses indoors, hyping everyone up, tripping over a microphone cord, and somehow winning an award for it.
Chicken Fat
PERSONALITY
A mix of Jack Black energy and a TikTok trend that went too far. It’s the patron chicken of bad decisions, big laughs, and louder opinions.
VISUAL CUES
Sunglasses, mic, maybe mid-scream or mid-dance, and pure “I was born for the stage” energy.
A mix of Jack Black energy and a TikTok trend that went too far. It’s the patron chicken of bad decisions, big laughs, and louder opinions.
VISUAL CUES
Sunglasses, mic, maybe mid-scream or mid-dance, and pure “I was born for the stage” energy.
Talent Scout
PERSONALITY
The Big Beak Who Knows a Star.” This slick-feathered hustler claims to have “discovered” every band that ever mattered, and a few that really didn’t. The Talent Scout Chicken’s all charm, chaos, and questionable contracts. If there’s a group making noise, this bird’s already backstage taking credit.
VISUAL CUES
Designer shades always on (even at night), clipboard or talent contract in wing, mid-strut pose, beak open like it’s “selling” something.
The Big Beak Who Knows a Star.” This slick-feathered hustler claims to have “discovered” every band that ever mattered, and a few that really didn’t. The Talent Scout Chicken’s all charm, chaos, and questionable contracts. If there’s a group making noise, this bird’s already backstage taking credit.
VISUAL CUES
Designer shades always on (even at night), clipboard or talent contract in wing, mid-strut pose, beak open like it’s “selling” something.
Platinum Producer
PERSONALITY
When it comes to making albums, this chicken doesn’t just drop tracks, it drops legends. Every mix turns gold, every chorus turns to chaos, and before you know it, this bird’s gone platinum. If it’s got your name on the album, you’re already famous.
VISUAL CUES
Wears big studio headphones around neck or tilted on head surrounded by gleaming platinum records and golden mics, shiny jacket or reflective sunglasses catching the light.
When it comes to making albums, this chicken doesn’t just drop tracks, it drops legends. Every mix turns gold, every chorus turns to chaos, and before you know it, this bird’s gone platinum. If it’s got your name on the album, you’re already famous.
VISUAL CUES
Wears big studio headphones around neck or tilted on head surrounded by gleaming platinum records and golden mics, shiny jacket or reflective sunglasses catching the light.
Lyric Legend
PERSONALITY
“The Poet of Poultry.” This emotional icon doesn’t just write songs, it bleeds them. Every heartbreak, every bad breakup, every spilled drink at karaoke night becomes a power ballad. When this bird hits a rhyme, the whole coop listens (and cries a little).
VISUAL CUES
Flowing scarf, eyeliner, and maybe a quill or microphone, one wing clutching its heart mid-performance, floating lyric notes or glitter swirling around.
“The Poet of Poultry.” This emotional icon doesn’t just write songs, it bleeds them. Every heartbreak, every bad breakup, every spilled drink at karaoke night becomes a power ballad. When this bird hits a rhyme, the whole coop listens (and cries a little).
VISUAL CUES
Flowing scarf, eyeliner, and maybe a quill or microphone, one wing clutching its heart mid-performance, floating lyric notes or glitter swirling around.
Nashville Nights
PERSONALITY
“Boots, Beaks & Bad Decisions”. This country crooner’s got a twang in its voice and a whiskey in its wing. It’ll serenade you under the neon lights, then lasso chaos before last call. “Y’all ain’t ready for this cluckin’ twang.”
VISUAL CUES
Cowboy hat, boots, maybe a guitar or banjo, dust on its feathers, big grin, big heart, and a little whiskey on its breath.
“Boots, Beaks & Bad Decisions”. This country crooner’s got a twang in its voice and a whiskey in its wing. It’ll serenade you under the neon lights, then lasso chaos before last call. “Y’all ain’t ready for this cluckin’ twang.”
VISUAL CUES
Cowboy hat, boots, maybe a guitar or banjo, dust on its feathers, big grin, big heart, and a little whiskey on its breath.
Festival Frenzy
PERSONALITY
“The Beat-Droppin’ Bird” Glowsticks? Check. Bass drops? Check. Self-control? Never heard of it. This rave-ready rooster turns every round into a dance floor meltdown.
VISUAL CUES
Neon feathers, LED shades, DJ. Mid-jump pose, wings up like a drop just hit.
“The Beat-Droppin’ Bird” Glowsticks? Check. Bass drops? Check. Self-control? Never heard of it. This rave-ready rooster turns every round into a dance floor meltdown.
VISUAL CUES
Neon feathers, LED shades, DJ. Mid-jump pose, wings up like a drop just hit.
Metal Mayhem
PERSONALITY
“The Cluckening” Screaming solos. Exploding amps. Pure poultry rage. This heavy metal menace was hatched in fire and forged in feedback. Bow before the beak. “I was born to peck, and forged in noise.”
VISUAL CUES
Leather jacket, electric guitar.
“The Cluckening” Screaming solos. Exploding amps. Pure poultry rage. This heavy metal menace was hatched in fire and forged in feedback. Bow before the beak. “I was born to peck, and forged in noise.”
VISUAL CUES
Leather jacket, electric guitar.
Mic Check Madness
PERSONALITY
“The Flyest Bird Alive” Feathers fresh, rhymes tighter than its jeans. This hip-hop head brings the bars, burns the haters, and always leaves the crowd. “No cap. Just cluck.” cluckstruck.
VISUAL CUES
Gold chain, sideways cap, mic in wing, maybe graffiti backdrop, smooth pose, killer expression.
“The Flyest Bird Alive” Feathers fresh, rhymes tighter than its jeans. This hip-hop head brings the bars, burns the haters, and always leaves the crowd. “No cap. Just cluck.” cluckstruck.
VISUAL CUES
Gold chain, sideways cap, mic in wing, maybe graffiti backdrop, smooth pose, killer expression.
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